September 30, 2008

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I’m leaving. :(

September 4, 2008

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Brand New Theme!

Check out my Tumblr and tell me what you think.

It was originally made for DanHacker, but he didn’t respond, so I claimed it as my own. It’s too sexy for me to handle.

Contact me if you want one similar to it.

September 3, 2008

During a Democratic Rally thing somewhere, Hillary completely denied a kiss from her ‘husband’, and smooched Obama instead. What else can you say except Buuuuuurrrrnnnn.
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Another (Lame) Story

A husband and wife were taking a vacation to Miami to unthaw from the cold weather in north dakota. Due to the increase in air travel the couple was forced to take separate flights on separate days.

The husband flew first and when the plane landed and he got checked in he decided to send his wife an email. He didn’t notice the he made a spelling error on the email address so it got sent to a widow that had just come back from her husband’s funeral.

The widow checked her email because she expected to hear from friends and family. Right after she read the first email she fainted and her son ran into the room and saw his mom then read the screen. The email said: to my dearest wife i have arrived and got checked in, everything is ready for your arrival tomorrow evening at 4:30 can’t wait to see you and we have some great neighbors.

Your devoted husband.

P.S. It sure is hot down here!

My iTunes Top Songs.

(Artist: Song)

Mickey Avalon: My Dick

Weezer: Island in the Sun

The Offspring: Why Don't You Get a Job?

Sublime: STP

CKY: Attached at the Hip

HIM: Right Here in My Arms

Nine Days: 257 Weeks

The Aquabats: Fashion Zombies

This is a little old, but it is so worth a repost. This is a TV mind-reader, and he keeps getting prank calls over and over again. This should set some sort of world record. Oh, by the way, Good Evenin!
Hahahahahaha. Completely epic. Hahahahahaha. Completely epic.
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So my mom got an iMac...

…and I set her up with Apple’s ‘Mail’ application, other then her using the AOL webmail, which she would have to go into Firefox to access. She is now convinced and telling everybody that she does not have to access the internet to check her email. And all the other women are like ‘wowomg!’.
Remember Rocky, the Flying Squirrel? Well, now he’s back, and catching some major air!

September 2, 2008

(I drive) a jeep. An old jeep, so nobody will say I’m driving a BMW anymore. I couldn’t stand that BMW, ha ha ha! BMW make pure trouble!
-Bob Marley, talking about his everyday lifestyle.
I.T. vs. Sales. It have never been such an epic battle. Who will win?

September 1, 2008

A little girl wanted her plush doll a bit too badly.

Yet another stupid criminal.

If you’re going to make 300k pounds off a fake insurance claim, make sure you don’t have your fingerprints on your own death certificate.
Haha. “We had a real fun time at school, AND OUR PARENTS BOUGHT US THESE JACKETS.”

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